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potassiurn:

you want the d?

oh you mean my

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flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

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'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

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thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

Lmao rachelpascua

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mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

mexicanfather:

me stealing your moment and making it about me

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f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

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where is my mind?